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Confession: I want to smell like food

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Is that too embarrassing to say out loud? Should I feel shame? Guess what? I don’t care, I gots to get me some essence that smell like vittles!!

My sister Rachel is a creative individual and a licensed cosmetologist specializing in makeup and skin care. She gave me some lovely vanilla perfume oil for my birthday because I confessed to her my desire to smell like cookies. (By the way, having a smart beauty expert for a sister is like having a doctor in the family. Seriously, you should be really jealous.)

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She got it here, and now I do smell like a baked good. Trouble is that I think I need to smell like more foods… Maybe apple, or strawberry or chocolate or something!? I don’t know but I’m going on a snack smelling journey. Advice is gladly accepted.

(Part of me hopes I find a perfume oil called “Swedish Meatballs” or “BLT” but I would never wear them… probably.)


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